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I know, I know, this was not my creation, it's Dan Howell's, but I really wanted to start this kind of section in my blog to let the world know that it's good to admit your flaws as well as your skills.
Even though nobody is reading this... *sad face* Let's start!!
I FORGET EVERYTHING
And yes, when I say everything is actually EVERYTHING.
Let me tell you a story from hundreds of years ago (yesterday):
story time with Oddsomnia
So I was on my job -because yes, I already have a job, only in summer though- and I had finished my schedule so I started talking with this friend about... things.
The thing is that I don't like wearing glasses when I'm talking with people and I just use them to write and surf on the Internet - even though right now I'm not wearing glasses and I'm on the laptop... I love taking care of my sight-.
As I was saying, I took off my glasses and, without noticing, left them on a random table that was there... So I kept talking until I saw my bus was going to arrive at the nearest bus stop. I took all my stuff and went to the bus stop, and when I'm leaving a place I always think this, because I know me:
Oddssomnia's thoughts:
Okay okay, let's see if I have forgotten something... *looks inside her bag*
Right everything's there...
wait...
My cellphone!! ... Oh, right, it's in my hand.
My earphones!! ... They're actually on my ears and right now I'm playing music so, okay I brought everything...
yeah...
I wish I could be Dan Howell's girlfriend
...
Oh wait, is that my bus? I can't see, everything's so blurry ...
...
*internally singing*
♫My name's blurry face and I care what you think♫
Okay stop, look inside your bag, maybe your glasses are there...
OH NO!! WHERE ARE MY GLASSES??
Just to, after that, go back to job and search into thousand different places and then finding them under a tone of papers...
And of course losing that bus, which arrives every hour... Being miles away from home
yeah!!
Or the day I thought I had lost my glasses just to find them right under my bed...
It's always my glasses, isn't it?
Or the day I lost my phone inside a large supermarket, I left it on a desktop...
yeah, glad there are still a few good people in the world and my mom received a call from a random good person telling her they found it...
Great.
End of story time with Oddsomnia
So yeah!! That's my life, always forgetting everything that happens around me and inside me...
What was I talking about?
So yeah! (again) That was today's post. I don't remember if I have already said this but I post (or try to post) weekly, so remember to check weekly.
YOU: But, Odds, how can I know when you publish? I can't be on my laptop/phone every week checking your blog (even thought that would be okay), I have things to do!!
Well then pretty viewer! I have THE solution! and it's: SUBSCRIBE to this channel so that when you're just on the toilet being lazy and watching cat videos -because we all do that- you will get notified through your gmail! isn't that amazing?
I love how technology has evolved...
So do it!!
Goodbye little and see you next week.
☾Oddsomnia out🌙